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“Yo. I haven’t heard anything for like 30 seconds…”

“I know right.”

Got herb?

Yes.

If these three don’t do another rap together soon… I’m going to punch a kitten.

(Source: diehard-lyworking)

“Number 10. PBR. Give me CPR. I just drowned in bliss. One can for this fun man. I’m about to rock out with YOUR cock out. Cock-a-doodle yours.”

“I don’t wanna rock out like that…”

In case not everyone has seen it.

Jake! Can you come into the Ricky… office?

Nope.

(Source: amirs-many-emotions)

It’s my dick in a box!

Submitted by lukewilson

“Can you send me an e-mail to my Gmail to see if it works?”

Speaking of that… I spruced up some of the fan sites I run. Check em out and make sure the links work and stuff. Also, please submit and/or ask questions! I’d love to hear from you guys.

You’re the best! Thanks :)

“…punch you in the tits.”

“I hustle, OK?”

“I hate how you can put those on so quickly.”