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Dear VMK,

More vids with his shirt off.

Sincerely,

A lonely girl

That thing looked gross. I bet it was delicious.

Spoiler alert. He fakes it.

Hey ummm Murph… can we go?

NO!!

I will always catch you.

New bromance?

<3

“Yo. I haven’t heard anything for like 30 seconds…”

“I know right.”

DEN! [or Dan]

“Play it by year?”

Got herb?

Grim Creeper… not today!

Happy Birthday Owen!

Yes.

“Do you just want to do coke instead?”

“Absolutely? Bathroom?

“Bathroom is it!”

“You can do coke at any time.”

“That’s the great thing about it…”

Happy 4/20?

If these three don’t do another rap together soon… I’m going to punch a kitten.

(Source: diehard-lyworking)

“Number 10. PBR. Give me CPR. I just drowned in bliss. One can for this fun man. I’m about to rock out with YOUR cock out. Cock-a-doodle yours.”

“I don’t wanna rock out like that…”