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Amir sure does look guilty…

You’re so hated, buddy.

“There he I is.”

“I can’t believe you came into work today, man!”

“Why? It’s not Presidents Day, is it?”

idk why I find this so funny but it’s an inside joke between me and my friend. #loop #repeat

Also, when I searched for ‘president’ on the Jake and Amir Reddit page, “Last Night” didn’t even come up. Sad panda. Someone fix? I think because there’s two “Last Night” episodes. Thanks a milli!

You kissed a prince.

“You just yelled cunt in the office.”

“I’m sorry for that. That was obviously a little too much.”

That vest though…

Did you really not know what an equal sign was?

“It’s a joke, Jake! I can’t set up and AND knock it down. Just play along for once… god damn it.”

These were my reactions watching this video.

Did you know it’s Amir’s birthday today?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMIRRRRR!!

Hug someone close to you this holiday season.

“It had cell phone service.”

“Oh it had cell phone service but you didn’t respond to my text?? So…?? Your lies are catching up with you, Blumenfeld.”

I like it when Jake is the douche and Amir is normal. That is all.

“My pants are too tight and that ain’t right.”

“I agree…”

“Don’t touch me.”

But do help the people of New York.

omfg… that vest!

Hottest thang eva!

“Yellow Colonel Mustard. Haha… Hello turtle mushroom.”

“Take off your costume!”