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“Yo. I haven’t heard anything for like 30 seconds…”

“I know right.”

DEN! [or Dan]

“Play it by year?”

Got herb?

Yes.

“Number 10. PBR. Give me CPR. I just drowned in bliss. One can for this fun man. I’m about to rock out with YOUR cock out. Cock-a-doodle yours.”

“I don’t wanna rock out like that…”

Jake! Can you come into the Ricky… office?

Nope.

(Source: amirs-many-emotions)

It’s my dick in a box!

Submitted by lukewilson

“Why’d you even want one?”

“I thought they were homemade.”

“You thought these were homemade?”

*shrugs*

“I don’t know how your mom does it or whatever.”

“Oh yeah. My mom puts the nutritional information on the back…”

Me. Today. My upstairs neighbor is a tool.

“Can you send me an e-mail to my Gmail to see if it works?”

Speaking of that… I spruced up some of the fan sites I run. Check em out and make sure the links work and stuff. Also, please submit and/or ask questions! I’d love to hear from you guys.

You’re the best! Thanks :)

“…punch you in the tits.”

“Winner winner, chicken chinner!”

“I hustle, OK?”

“I hate how you can put those on so quickly.”