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“Yo. I haven’t heard anything for like 30 seconds…”

“I know right.”

DEN! [or Dan]

“Play it by year?”

Yes.

“Number 10. PBR. Give me CPR. I just drowned in bliss. One can for this fun man. I’m about to rock out with YOUR cock out. Cock-a-doodle yours.”

“I don’t wanna rock out like that…”

It’s my dick in a box!

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“Why’d you even want one?”

“I thought they were homemade.”

“You thought these were homemade?”

*shrugs*

“I don’t know how your mom does it or whatever.”

“Oh yeah. My mom puts the nutritional information on the back…”

Me. Today. My upstairs neighbor is a tool.

“Honestly Dan, honestly, FUCK YOU!”

I still say this daily.

“Winner winner, chicken chinner!”

“I hustle, OK?”

“I hate how you can put those on so quickly.”

“You owe me money you skinny bitch!”

“HEY!! Cool it. That’s my girlfriend, buddy.”

“No way. How long?”

“FUCK YOU!”

Their faces!!