CollegeHumor Screen Shots

“Honestly Dan, honestly, FUCK YOU!”
I still say this daily.

“Honestly Dan, honestly, FUCK YOU!”

I still say this daily.

“Pay the bitch!”

“Pay the bitch!”

THESE characters.

THESE characters.

That hat!

That hat!

chill dudez.

chill dudez.

“Hey! HEY! I’m going to kick your fucking ass!”
request by naomilikescats

“Hey! HEY! I’m going to kick your fucking ass!”

request by naomilikescats

bwahah! This is classic.

bwahah! This is classic.

Respect the plank sir or I’ll make you walk it…. matey…. arrrr…

Respect the plank sir or I’ll make you walk it…. matey…. arrrr…

hahaha omg yes.

hahaha omg yes.

secret society
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN KLEIN!!

secret society

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN KLEIN!!

“You’re wearing make-up??”
every.single.time.

“You’re wearing make-up??”

every.single.time.

Air quotes are my favsies.

Air quotes are my favsies.